Venus flytraps

I was thinking of a manly plant to grace my room.  I knew I would need something to complement the messiness, vulgarity and manliness of a college kid's wood paneled apartment room.  I thought at first of a large phallic cactus, but that was too obvious.  Then I moved to a fern or some kind of boring little leafy plant that will never die.  That was way too boring.  I settled on a Venus fly trap.  They're pretty easy to care for and are sweet, I mean, they fucking eat bugs, what more can you ask of a plant?  So I bought one today, along with enough peat moss and Perlite to literally grow about of them.  Right now it's in a Styrofoam cup on my windowsill, hopefully it will soon be moved to a Coors Light aluminum pint bottle, because that will really complete the manly look.  I'm pretty excited about it, but it still needs a name.  Something Roman would be pretty cool, like Cannae or Trasimene.  I like Cannae.  If you don't understand the reference look here.  If you still don't understand then... you must be someone other than Josh Clasen.